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( 3 / 6374 )SPECIAL OFFER: FLY TO MAMMOTH LAKES/YOSEMITE FROM AS LOW AS $69!
Hurry! Book by June 9, 2014.
For details visit http://cm.gy/Alaska-airfare-sale-20140603
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( 3 / 6562 )Mammoth Hiking Trails/ Inyo National Forest
With over 300 hundred miles of trails inside the Mammoth Trail system it’s managed the Town of Mammoth Lakes and the Inyo National Forest. The trails will connect you to lakes, streams, meadows and wilderness areas. Located in the Inyo National Forest you’ll find the open outdoors at its finest, with natural wonders, blue skies in over a 2 million acres of outdoors. With the snow melting and spring and summer being welcomed inn, if you haven’t considered an outdoor refresher now’s a good a time. With so many recreational activities to do inside the Mammoth from camping, hiking, biking, fishing etc. Plan something now with us at WWW.MAMMOTH395.COM we can help you find the perfect home away from home and start creating new memories.
for more details & Special thanks to mammothtrails.org
Visit us at WWW.MAMMOTH395.COM for the Deals N Steals we have to offer!
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( 3 / 6149 )New series "Truth or BS" send your votes in and at the end of the week we will share how you voted and reveal the actual answer on the Blog. Be prepared to LOL and be amazed!!!
Incoming call:
Otis: "Hello this is Otis with Mammoth Rental By Owner. How can I help you today
Guest: "Hey this is Dave”.
Otis: “Hi Dave how can I help you out
Guest: "It’s Dave with two e’s at the end"
Otis:" Got it” how’s it going “Davee”
Guest: “Well, I’m looking for 2 units across town but close to each other."
Otis: "OK, well how far apart are you looking for them to be from one another?. "
Guest: "Close enough where they’ll be close by each other but on the other side of town, so I can enjoy both sides of the town!"
Otis: "OK, what size units are we looking for? .”
Guest: “I need one that is a 1 + loft and another that’s a 1 bedroom for July 2nd through July 10th, and prefer one to be pet friendly. "
Otis: "How many guest?."
Guest: "Me and my Wife. Also any discount for being a Lawyer?"
Otis: "No, I don’t believe we offer a Lawyer discount?"
Guest: "I can cut good deals, if you need me?”
Otis: "Oh! Well thank you"
Guest: "I’m Criminal Lawyer "
Otis: “Interesting”
Guest: "Give me some prices on some recommend units”
Otis “Sure”
Guest: “Otis $75 for pet fee? My snake doesn’t even take up that much room and I plan to release him in the wild.”
Otis : “ Oh! A snake, I see. I’ll have to double check on that.”
Guest: Forget it. I see a you have a unit on the website a 4 bedroom unit. I’ll take that and just leave the snake home release him another time.I'll go from here.Thanks for your help! Please find out if the owner or anyone needs any Criminal Law guidance we can “barter”. Have a good day Bye!
Otis: OK, Bye Davee I’ll check into that?”
Did this Guest really think Lawyer’s got some kind of special discount? And was he serious about “bartering” his Criminal law services for trade or discount? Davee? And did he really want to units for 2 people across town and the same time? And releasing a snake into the wild? Truth or BS?
Let us know what you think? Email your guess:
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( 3 / 6574 )I know some of us think of our furry, feathered, scaly, 2 legged, finned or 4 legged friends as family BUT in the vacation rental business we consider them pets. Awesome as they may be, our beloved friends or family are pets. So the next time you rent a vacation rental please list your best friend that isn't part of the human race as a pet. We promise we will appreciate their business just as much as yours.
Yes this was a true story.
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