Incoming call:
Otis: "Hello this is Otis with Mammoth Rental By Owner. How can I help you today
Guest: "Hey this is Dave”.
Otis: “Hi Dave how can I help you out
Guest: "It’s Dave with two e’s at the end"
Otis:" Got it” how’s it going “Davee”
Guest: “Well, I’m looking for 2 units across town but close to each other."
Otis: "OK, well how far apart are you looking for them to be from one another?. "
Guest: "Close enough where they’ll be close by each other but on the other side of town, so I can enjoy both sides of the town!"
Otis: "OK, what size units are we looking for? .”
Guest: “I need one that is a 1 + loft and another that’s a 1 bedroom for July 2nd through July 10th, and prefer one to be pet friendly. "
Otis: "How many guest?."
Guest: "Me and my Wife. Also any discount for being a Lawyer?"
Otis: "No, I don’t believe we offer a Lawyer discount?"
Guest: "I can cut good deals, if you need me?”
Otis: "Oh! Well thank you"
Guest: "I’m Criminal Lawyer "
Otis: “Interesting”
Guest: "Give me some prices on some recommend units”
Otis “Sure”
Guest: “Otis $75 for pet fee? My snake doesn’t even take up that much room and I plan to release him in the wild.”
Otis : “ Oh! A snake, I see. I’ll have to double check on that.”
Guest: Forget it. I see a you have a unit on the website a 4 bedroom unit. I’ll take that and just leave the snake home release him another time.I'll go from here.Thanks for your help! Please find out if the owner or anyone needs any Criminal Law guidance we can “barter”. Have a good day Bye!
Otis: OK, Bye Davee I’ll check into that?”
Did this Guest really think Lawyer’s got some kind of special discount? And was he serious about “bartering” his Criminal law services for trade or discount? Davee? And did he really want to units for 2 people across town and the same time? And releasing a snake into the wild? Truth or BS?
Let us know what you think? Email your guess:
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( 3 / 6565 )I know some of us think of our furry, feathered, scaly, 2 legged, finned or 4 legged friends as family BUT in the vacation rental business we consider them pets. Awesome as they may be, our beloved friends or family are pets. So the next time you rent a vacation rental please list your best friend that isn't part of the human race as a pet. We promise we will appreciate their business just as much as yours.
Yes this was a true story.
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( 2.9 / 3246 )Thats right Win 2 tickets to Ultimate Blues/Brews 3-Day Party Pkg!
No purchase necessary! Check back next week for the details and when the contest starts.
Ultimate Blues/Brews 3-Day Party Pkg
Includes Friday Night Rock 'n' Blues Kickoff Concert & Dinner, Saturday Bluesapalooza concerts, unlimited beer tasting, commemorative tasting glass and Soulful Sunday Hangover Concert. (Those under age 21 do not receive beer tasting or commemorative glass.)
Need accomidation for this fun festival visit www.mammoth395.com or call (888)472-5777 for the best deals on vacation rentals in Mammoth.
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( 3 / 2903 )MAMMOTH LAKES JAZZ JUBILEE
July 16, 2014 - July 20, 2014
This is a family music event that features many types of jazz from Cajun, Big Band, Swing, 50's & 60's Rock 'n' Roll, Dixieland to Straight Ahead jazz fun for all! Come and enjoy the scenery and fresh air while experiencing the High Sierra Mountains that become filed with the sounds from some of the world's finest musicians. Blues as a genre is based on the blues form but possesses other characteristics such as lyrics, bass lines, and instruments. Blues sub-genres include country blues, such as Delta, Piedmont and Texas blues, and urban blues styles such as Chicago and West Coast blues
This here is sure to be some fun for everyone, so now that it’s early it’s the perfect time to consider the perfect family vacation or get away with friends. While it’s sure to be a blast schedules for the artist haven’t been arranged yet! Again now’s the time to take advantage of the Deals N Steals we have to offer you on rental needs in Mammoth, California!
To stay in touch with the updates and details for this blue event have a look at and Special thanks to visitmammoth.com
CHECK US OUT AT WWW.MAMMOTH395.COM FOR DEALS N STEALS ON THAT PERFECT VACATION GET AWAY!
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