Truth or BS: I need Toilet Paper, now!!! 
Truth or BS: I need Toilet Paper

New series called "Truth or BS" send your votes in and at the end of the week we will share how you voted and reveal the actual answer on the Blog. Be prepared to LOL and be amazed!!! They get pretty crazy so we will start of with some mild ones first to acclimate you to our reservation altitude.

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Story line: I need toilet paper
Vote: Truth or BS

Today's story line: I need toilet paper,now!!!

Employee: " Good Afternoon this is Lauren at Mammoth Rental By Owner how can I help you"
Guest: "Hi, I need toilet paper.now”
Employee: "Excuse me?"
Guest: "I am out of toilet paper. I sitting on the toilet and I need some toilet paper, now!!”
Employee: (What? Is this guy kidding me?) “Can I have some information in order to help you?”
Guest: "What do you need to know except for the fact that I need toilet paper!!!” (Guest speaking sternly).
Employee: "Sir, can I have your name and what unit you are in? “
Guest: “John (alias) and I’m in ************” “Just bring me some toilet paper”
Employee: “John, I will have housekeeping bring you some toilet paper as soon as possible.”
Guest “Thanks”
Employee: (trying not to laugh)…….”Your welcome, have a nice day”

Side note: All units come with 4 rolls of toilet paper per bathroom.

Did this guest really use the last roll of toilet paper and then wait till they were sitting on the toilet to request more toilet paper. Was this phone conversation a "Truth or BS?"



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Truth or BS: 8 of us in a 1 bedroom . Revealed!!!!  
Well so many of you have emailed us and sent in your votes on the Truth or BS about "8 of us in a 1 bedroom." The overwhelming number of you voted that this story was true. Well, hold the press the truth about this story is that it was actually.....................TRUE! I hope that next time this renter realizes that a 1 bedroom property that advertises "sleeps 4" means that there are only beds enough for 4 people and no more unless all the people in the party want to be particularly cozy and close, lol!


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7th Annual Winter Biathlon 
7th Annual Winter Biathlon, (March 21-23) 2014

Combine your love for skiing and marksmanship and compete like an Olympian. Separate starts for children , beginners, masters, elite biathlete, the Mammoth Biathlon has an event for you! Beginner and Intermediate Biathlon Skate clinics will be held at Tamarack. Improve your cross country skiing with a 4 week, fast paced clinic that will get you up to speed in no time.

There will be 2 Live Fire Clinics held for biathlon rifle owners at the Reds Lake Biathlon Venue. Sign up for this clinic is on Active.com with standard clinic fees. Participants must provide their own rifle and ammunition.

There also be events for those have disability's, This program is open to biathletes of all skill levels with physical and/or visual disabilities. In addition to your main race event, on Saturday March 22nd, you’ll be able to participate in a Family Fun Race. Families of all ages and abilities will be invited to race in any manner they like. Here’s Mom’s opportunity to race against her 7 year old Glider.

Need a place to stay? Visit Mammoth395.com

See ya there!


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Tropical Bird Sounds at Altitude 8,000' 
Listen carefully and hear all the tropical bird sounds in Mammoth

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Funny LA Map! Where are you on this Map? 
If you are from LA have a look at this map and have a good laugh!


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